And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize