Buhtt sex?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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