Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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