In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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