I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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