Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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