please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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