We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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