i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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