Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
