I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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