I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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