ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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