I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
NoShamevember. You game?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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