The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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