happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
No subtext here. People are naked.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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