I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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