your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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