No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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