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I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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