I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
