Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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