you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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