After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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