At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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