The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
did you just send me my own nude
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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