is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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