Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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