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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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