only if we run a train.
done.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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