WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
