That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I wear drunk well.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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