i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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