I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
either way he was missing a nipple.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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