There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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