he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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