Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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