i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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