Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he told me I talked like a deaf person
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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