He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm like, not good at living.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Randomize
