Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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