That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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