Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
