pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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