Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
vagina is talking i cant
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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