Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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