she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Damn victory sex feels great
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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