? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
this hospital has no fireball
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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