I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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