Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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