ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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