what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
