he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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