just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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