Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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