Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
