ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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