so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize